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Wassup! Basically, I make music. It's like "OH HAI GUITAR!" and then video game music + Guitar = ZINGEPIC! To put it simply... ZING.

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Posted by woodmaister - March 20th, 2009


Holy shit Nostalgia!!

Was playing some guitar earlier and I came across the Duke Nukem theme and I had to learn it!! Gawd, Duke kicked ass so much, I had to go back in time and play his classics on teh PS1 and even the 2D version itself o.O

Damn.... He kicked Ass.. I always betted on Duke

Therefore, I'm making a guitar remix of the theme tune in honor of Duke, and to fucking hope they release Duke Nukem Forever someday =D

Always bet on Duke..


Posted by woodmaister - January 12th, 2009


I made a trance song, with some arpeggios and stuff!

Sounds like sum Commodore 64 to me =D

Enjoy it ^-^

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /202436


Posted by woodmaister - December 25th, 2008


Aww.. Hey all...

I got some nice prezzies, couple of games.. all was good..

Cons?: I have the Flu on crimbo day.. My guitar distortion pedal broke and I got the 3 red fucking lights on my X-box... ALL ON CRIMBO DAY!!

Fuck it.. Think I'll just jump out my window..


Posted by woodmaister - December 24th, 2008


Awzumness is right round the corner!

We've got crimbo coming up tomorrow and some awesome Guitar/Video Game remixes to come =D

F-Zero's Big Blue should be up first, so I hope you enjoy that when it's uploaded.

Then maybe some Mario's and stoof.. Who knows..

In the mean time, enjoy Crimbo Eve!

I've got the fookin flu, so no chance of that for me >_>

(Bloody flu bugs... Always get me this time of year)


Posted by woodmaister - December 22nd, 2008


Hokay..

So I was browsing the Interwebz earlier on and I came across an awesome Javascripting website.
Basically, it gave you loads of things you can in Javascript that do awesome stuff. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of the website, but try googling "Awesome Javascript" or something.

Now.. go to the homepage of Newgrounds, or any other website with images, and copy and paste

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"
); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5 )+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)
+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

into your address bar (You know, where you type www.newgrounds.com etc...)

Press Enter and realise.. that this is the most awesome thing you've seen today =O

Epic Javacsript? =O


Posted by woodmaister - December 20th, 2008


Hey everyone!

I probably won't be on at Crimbo, because I'll be testing out some new stuff I've got for my guitar and working on my song, so I'd just like to say now, have a merry crimbo to everyone out there =D!

Yet again... Merry crimbo!! ;D


Posted by woodmaister - December 19th, 2008


Hey guyz!

I've got started on my new song now, Gonna involve some awesome metal / rock riffs and stoof.

However.. there comes a time, when I'm not able to play my guitar (And that's when it's past 10 O'Clock in teh Evening =D) so I'm working on another song as well!

Gonan be a fast catchy dance tune, maybe a mix between Basshunter and Scooter.. I'm not sure, We'll see soon enough =P

In the mean time, you can check out my latest song here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /195176

Enjoy and Baibai =D


Posted by woodmaister - December 16th, 2008


YEAH, FINALLY FINISHED MAH SONG!

I just <3 Caps, don't you?

Running the Pace is finished for you to go and check out on the audio portal, so go do that =P


Posted by woodmaister - December 15th, 2008


Hokay..

So I updated Running the Pace, but I've hit a "Musician's Block" D= FUCK!!
I'm stuck after the solo and I can't think of a decent way to open into it. GAH WHADOIDOHOLYSHITFOOK!!

Gonna have to update it over the next few days, but fuck.. gah.. how do I carry on my song >_>


Posted by woodmaister - December 14th, 2008


Running the pace is uploaded!! =D

Yah, go enjoy that and suck on it!!